This site is about my writing, so all I can really do here is suggest that you click some of those buttons above, read some of my work, then email me and tell me what you think. If you could be nice about it that’d be great. And Nan, I know it’s you, if you could stop emailing me abuse – it’s really upsetting!

Also, if you’re an agent or a publisher then please get in touch. I would like both of those things.

Also, also… If you have a pet unicorn, I’d love to see it.